"Do you realise how many carbs is in tha-"
if you had the chance to change your fate…
tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
apparently daddy long legs are called ‘harvestman’ in other parts of the world
what are they harvesting?????
WON’T BE BACK TILL 2016
CONFIRMS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IS SEXY
Heath Ledger winning an Oscar for ‘Best Supporting Actor’ for his role as ‘The Joker’ in The Dark Knight (2008)
you have no proof that i am not at least one of the members of daft punk
proof: they are from France and there are two of them at the Grammies tonight.
bonjour my petite omlette de frumage bagguette i am coming from u live from the grammys.
wheres your god now
i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
my mom texted me a facebook screenshot of this today and said ‘sounds like something you would say LOL’ like u have no idea mom
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
what have i done
better save this post for the mishapocalypse